Bitch Better Have My Cookies
Santa came for the cookies. Don’t make it awkward. 🍪🎅
Bring some sass to the season with this “Bitch Better Have My Cookies” sweatshirt. A vintage-style Santa wearing sunglasses enjoys a cookie and a glass of milk, surrounded by distressed red-and-green lettering and festive accents.
Wear it for cookie exchanges, holiday parties, baking nights, or Christmas shopping with an attitude. A fun gift for cookie lovers, sarcastic friends, and anyone who enjoys their holiday humor a little unfiltered.
DESIGN DETAILS
- “Bitch Better Have My Cookies” wording
- Santa wearing sunglasses and holding milk and a cookie
- Classic red, green, and cream artwork
- Distressed lettering for a vintage look
- Snowflake border and starburst accents
- Adult humor with explicit language
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Follow the garment’s care label.
- Wash inside out in cold water with similar colors.
- Use mild detergent; avoid bleach.
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry, as permitted by the label.
- Do not iron directly over the print.
PLEASE NOTE
The distressed appearance is intentional. Colors may vary slightly between screens and the finished product.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua and Honduras
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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